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They Said to Just Pedal

Just Pedal That’s a whole lot fucking easier said than done. Part of the Bike Ride Poem, the gist is, when life gives you shit, just pedal, you’ll eventually get through it.  I can think of a very few times … Continue reading

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Crazy Bitch

 I wonder if, while my mother was pulling all these pranks on her children, she ever stopped to consider that they might backfire on her? That’s a rhetorical question because the answer is, “obviously not”. What the Hell, man? I … Continue reading

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Sarcasm Level: Expert

Long about, January 20, 1981, Ronald Reagan promised to faithfully execute the office of the President. He solemly swore it. According to Article II of the U.S. Constitution, the president does have the right to affirm or swear that oath … Continue reading

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Marriage Isn’t For You

Originally posted on Seth Adam Smith:
Kim and I Having been married only a year and a half, I’ve recently come to the conclusion that marriage isn’t for me. Now before you start making assumptions, keep reading. I met my…

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Damn You, Paula Deen!

My opinion of this situation is just that, my opinion. But mine comes with a double-prong tongue because I used to work in the restaurant business. Not because I had to as so many clueless people think, but because I … Continue reading

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This Crap

Today, May 29, 2013, marks the first birthday of my son’s first child. Today is also the day his new girlfriend is set to be induced labor on his second child. The first girlfriend was 19 years old at the … Continue reading

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